we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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