Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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