porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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