I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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