u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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