Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
