what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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