I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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