So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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