Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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