If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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