I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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