I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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