I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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