I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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