Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just high enough for therapy.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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