im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
wat bout pragnant strippers??
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
