no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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