was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I cut my penus on the lid.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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