that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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