There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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