My friends, they love my intelligence
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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