so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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