just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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