Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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