sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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