is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
This house was built for laser tag.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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