We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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