is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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