their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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