I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Send help, water and tortillas.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Randomize
