yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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