I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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