the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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