He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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