what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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