Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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