Are we in a gay sports bar?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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