Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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