But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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