I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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