college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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