Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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