"it" just moved
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
operation harelip BJ is a go
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She bit a glass in half.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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