I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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