google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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