i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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