in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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