Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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