If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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