Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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