FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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