Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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