where does the pee come out of this thing
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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